How about one of you clever soles invent a divorce test? and make a million dollars?

I want something quick and simple. It could be your basic over the counter ept (urine test) or the standard 20-question true/false, give it a snappy name and some clever packaging....heck I will make the infomercial myself! What I want is a simple solution to the question: SHOULD I DIVORCE THIS PERSON? and SHOULD THIS MARRIAGE BE SAVED? look at the number of people in yahoo chat asking this question....seems our generation is the most technologically advanced, privileged bunch of relationship clueless people you'd ever want to meet. What do you think? OH....and yes, I really do need to know if this marriage is worth the paper it was printed on.....